But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his chips untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!-Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. Though the Lampoon, which is run by Harvard students, publishes a humor magazine five times a year, 'Nightlight' is the organizations first novel parody in 4o years, the last book being. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon - 9780307476104 We use cookies to give you the best possible experience. Genres Humor Young Adult Vampires Fantasy Fiction Paranormal Romance. Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon, 9780307476104, available at Book Depository with free delivery worldwide. About three things I was absolutely certain. Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. Nightlight, The Harvard Lampoons parody of the Twilight series, opens when Belle Goose first meets her dad at the airport when arriving in Switchblade. The Harvard Lampoon takes on Twilight, with hilarious results.

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